Midnight Mania! Fight Circus 3’s new champion will receive an exact replica of the love doll
Welcome to Midnight Mania!
If you’ve always wanted to fuck a fighter but don’t have the manic power of a high-profile promotion or the financial means to support a broke athlete (acai bowls are expensive!), This is your chance. !
Fight Circus, the martial arts promotion sponsored by CamSoda, is no stranger to the weird. It’s the event that featured two-on-one MMA, as well as massive waist spreads and all kinds of weird, naked rule sets. However, their new price has reached so much above their previous oddity bar that it’s truly groundbreaking.
By a message from Fight Circus (h / t Reddit user / u / GuyBrush_Fandango), the winner of their new title at their next Fight Circus 3 event will receive “a real adult love doll and / or an exact human replica made of them.”
Here is more of the article: “THERE IS A BRAND NEW ONLINE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT … ‘THE OFFICIAL TITLE OF THE INFERNO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.’
“At FC3 [Fight Circus 3] the inferno championship is underway. Where not only will the winning fighter take home fame and fortune. But!! They will also be able to return home. And make love. For the rest of their lives …
“The winner of our official Inferno Championship will have a real adult love doll and / or an exact human replica made of them. No joke … The winner will be answered. And her doll will be sold worldwide to billions of Fight Circus fans, allowing her to reap huge profits from every sale.
Fight Circus 3 is set to cease on June 19, 2021. Currently, the map features two-on-one MMA, “human cockfights,” Indian leg wrestling, phone booth fight, and Bob Sapp.
The full map (I think?) Can be viewed HERE, but keep in mind … this is also a gateway to a pornographic website.
I must love MMA!
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Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza is no longer under a UFC contract. However, he was not released. His loss to Andre Muniz at UFC 262 was the last fight of his contract with the UFC. Full story to come @espnmma.
– Marc Raimondi (@marc_raimondi) May 20, 2021
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